About Brian
Who is Brian?
Brian graduated Magna Cum Laude with Honors from Bemidji State University with a Bachelors in English and minor in Philosophy. He has a love for philosophy and jesting.
Brian played baseball as a child in Minnesota. When he was 15, they said he wasn't good enough anymore. That's when he became a vigilante and spent a few years on the run. It was worth it. He was born in Poplar, Montana November 15, 1978.
He moved to California with several others in June 2002 but returned to Minnesota after two weeks because they didn't yet have jobs or a place to live, besides the hotel, and their money was running out. He left everything in the seats and trunk of his car and decided by the end of the month to move to Tampa Bay, where he knew the mystical Lars. He has lived here since then and worked at Special Data Processing for 4 1/2 years.
His job is now being the Jesting Philosopher Emeritus of Poseidon.
Brian enjoys writing, reading (alot), and alot of humorous tv shows such as Family Guy and The Simpsons. He seems to collect about every movie available.

Wish List
Gift cards for:
Gasoline
Walmart
Bill's Brothel