Zoo Photos

Dumbo's still being bathed in public by his mother.  He's rather an idiot, I say.

Elephants remembering better times, with great clarity.

No, whatchyou lookin' at?  I tell ya, though, if I had a mirror, I'd be totally freaked out.  Look at my nose and those alien ears.  I can't even make sounds.  My neck is just ridiculous.  Is this a joke, or is Satan really in control?

Brian is confused by the two-finger rule for the stingrays.  Stingrays--the kind that you can pet.

There was a bird who thought he was Jesus.  If this ain't the one, he might as well think so.  Fuckin' bollocks, you ego-driven birds!

Dumbo is bathing in public

Oh yeah, I'm so cool, I can walk near these stairs without falling.

I'm just a white tiger without an ambiguously gay duo to work with and occasionally maul.

A blurry stingray--the kind that hangs out with Bigfoot.

Camels for kids to abuse while riding.  It's allowed by the zoo, so it must be good!

Sir Croc waiting for Steve Irwin.  Will he ever arrive, or does he have a case of the Godot?